Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:54 am by Oak Racoke

YE DON'T SAY! EH?
OOOOOHHHHH IT BE BLACK DAHLIA'S BIRTHDAY!!!

TO THE LASS OF ETERNAL BEAUTY!
INNUMEROUS MALES LOVE TO OGLE, STARE, & CHASE YE ABOUT THE HIGH SEAS!

& THE FEMALES TREASURE YE COMPANY FOR YE MAKE US LET DOWN OUR HAIR & SHARE MANYA LAUGHS
TIL ALL WEE HOURS OF THE MORN!

YE HAVE AN ENORMOUS HEART INSIDE THAT PETITE BODY!!! YE BE SO VERY GRACIOUS !
ALWAYS READY TO HELP A PIRATE OUT NO MATTER HIS WOES !

JUST TO BE CLEAR, WE GOT YE BEER, YE GROG, YE RUM, YE GRUB, & AYE EVEN YE ALE! (LMAO)

A POWERFUL TOAST FOR OUR PIRATE LADY WE BOAST!
FOR THE LEGENDARY BLACK DAHIA REKNOWNED FER HER BEAUTY ALSO BE A FEARLESS PIRATE!

SHE STRENGTHENS OUR GUILD WITH HER MASTERFUL SKILL! THIS LASS BE KNOWIN' HOW TO SAIL!
SHE KNOWS A SHIP FROM STERN TO TIP! FROM BOW TO STERN! FROM FORE TO AFT!
SHE KNOWS HER WINDS, HER MASTS, HER RUDDER!
SHE KNOWS HER WAY BY THE VAST HEAVENS CONSTELLATIONS!
IF I WERE YE, I'D STAY CLEAR OF HER PATH,
LEST SHE BE PLUNDERIN' YE GOLD & VARIOUS JEWELS , YE RUM KEGS & YE SHIP TOO!
SENDIN' YE TO SEE DAVY JONES HIMSELF!

YE ROCK ME HEARTY! & WE ALL LOVE YE MORE THAN YE KNOW!
A TRUE, LOYAL, DIEHARD FANATICAL PIRATE YE BE!
& WE ALL LOVE YE THE MORE FOR IT! ROFL

SO HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YE OUR LOVELY LADY!

SOME GOOD DRINK, GOOD SONG, GOOD TALES AMONGST GOOD FRIENDS ALL THE NIGHT LONG!!!!
IT DOES A HEART GOOD!
(BEST BE CAREFUL SHE BE KAT HEARTSTABBER TA BOOT!)

ANGRY ALE, SHAKER O'SALT, PEG LEG PAP BE FOLLOWIN' YE ANYWHERE !
(Can we get a peek...... at ye birthday suit?! lmao rofl couldn't resist!)

DARKSILVER & OAK RACOKE BE HERE FOR YE FOREVER MORE!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR BIRTHDAY GIRL!

THE ENTIRE CROSSBONES CREW!

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